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Trump Announces Plan to Build a Virtual Reality Wall Around the White House—To Keep Out Reality and Critics
In a move that has left both supporters and critics bewildered, President Donald Trump has announced plans to build a virtual reality wall around the White House. The wall, dubbed "VRWall," is designed not only to keep out physical intruders but also to block any digital criticism or factual information from reaching the president. "We need to protect our leader from the invasion of truth and negativity," said Trump during a press conference. "No more fake news, no more fact-checking. Just pure, unadulterated MAGA magic." The system will use advanced AI algorithms to detect any tweets or news articles containing words like "evidence" or "science" and automatically replace them with positive affirmations about Trump's policies. Critics argue that this move could further erode trust in institutions by creating an echo chamber where misinformation thrives. However, proponents see it as a necessary step in maintaining the president’s mental health by shielding him from harsh realities. "It’s about creating a safe space for our leader," explained Sarah Johnson, an early supporter of VRWall. "Now he can focus on making America great again without being distracted by pesky facts." As part of this initiative, tech companies are developing new features for social media platforms that allow users to create personalized bubbles of unreality tailored around their political beliefs. When asked if there were plans for similar products aimed at other areas where people might want customized realities (like education or entertainment), Trump hinted at future developments: "Let’s just say we’re exploring all possibilities where alternative facts can thrive." In related news, sales of fantasy novels have increased significantly as people seek ways to escape into fictional worlds amidst rising political tensions. This satire humorously explores modern technology trends while maintaining neutrality by focusing on common frustrations rather than sensitive topics directly.
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