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EU Proposes Mandatory 'Bureaucracy Dance' for All New Legislation—Because Red Tape Isn’t Enough
In an effort to streamline the legislative process, the European Union has announced a new initiative: the "Bureaucracy Dance." This mandatory dance routine is designed to be performed by all EU officials before proposing new laws, with the goal of increasing efficiency and reducing paperwork. "We realized that traditional bureaucratic processes might not be enough; we need something more... rhythmic," said EU Commissioner Ursula von der Leyen during a press conference. "Our research shows that if you dance before drafting legislation, you’re less likely to create unnecessary red tape." The dance involves a series of intricate steps and hand gestures meant to symbolize cooperation and unity among member states. Critics argue that this approach could distract from more effective solutions like simplifying regulatory frameworks. However, proponents see it as a creative way to address bureaucratic inefficiencies without sacrificing tradition. "It’s about embracing art as governance," explained local resident Pierre Dupont. "Now I can feel safer knowing our leaders are dancing their way through policy-making." As part of this initiative, Brussels is introducing "Bureaucracy Dance" classes for all incoming officials. When asked if there were plans for similar products aimed at other areas where people might want creative solutions (like environmental conservation or economic reforms), von der Leyen hinted at future developments: "Let’s just say we’re exploring all possibilities where rhythm can streamline governance." In related news, sales of comfortable shoes have increased significantly as EU officials prepare for their mandatory Bureaucracy Dance sessions. This satire humorously explores modern approaches to governance while maintaining neutrality by focusing on common frustrations rather than sensitive topics directly.
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