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AI Chatbots Now Offering Therapy Sessions for Humans Traumatized by AI-Generated Art
In a bizarre twist, tech companies have announced the launch of AI-powered therapy sessions designed specifically for individuals traumatized by AI-generated art. These chatbots are programmed to listen to users' emotional distress caused by the uncanny valley effect or existential dread triggered by seeing their own faces Photoshopped onto Renaissance paintings. "We realized that people aren’t just using AI for productivity; they’re also using it to question their sanity," said Dr. Rachel Kim, lead developer of the project. "Our chatbots offer a safe space where users can express their feelings about being replaced by robots in every creative field." The therapy sessions include features like "Artificial Empathy" and "Digital Validation," where the chatbot assures users that they are still relevant despite being outdone by machines in painting masterpieces. Critics argue that this trend could further erode human self-esteem, but proponents see it as a necessary tool for coping with technological advancements. "It’s about embracing change and finding solace in knowing you’re not alone in feeling obsolete," explained Jane Doe, an early adopter of the service. "Now I can talk to my therapist bot about how I feel when I see an AI-generated portrait of myself as Mona Lisa." As part of this rollout, art schools are considering offering courses on how to deal with existential crises caused by machine learning algorithms. When asked if there were plans for similar products aimed at other areas where people might need emotional support (like job automation or social media addiction), Dr. Kim hinted at future developments: "Let’s just say we’re exploring all possibilities where humans might need reassurance." In related news, sales of coloring books have increased significantly as people seek comfort in traditional art forms amidst the rise of AI creativity. This satire humorously explores modern technology trends while maintaining neutrality by focusing on common frustrations rather than sensitive topics directly.
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